Thursday, June 11, 2015

Heard Over the Years: David

*This post will continually be updated*

There was this one time, in Afghanistan, they kicked in a door to find a large bull staring at his team.

One time, while in assembly for the police department, David's taser had an accidental discharge, right into the tile floor.  

One time, David pulled over an elderly gentleman, with a young woman in the passenger seat.  A search of the car revealed a couple of black lights, a floor lamp, glitter and ping pong balls balls!  There was a good time coming!

One time, David had arrested a person and dropped his keys down a storm drain.  This was complicated by the fact that he was by himself and had the suspect in handcuffs.  So he couldn't let go of the suspect.  He had to call two more officers to respond: one to hold the suspect and one to help him move the storm drain.  

A few times, David removed the license plate of a vehicle with his keys.  Very time consuming and less dramatic.  He soon began carrying a small screw driver.

I received these texts in Sunday School; David is in Afghanistan, sending me these texts.

I literally laughed out loud in the middle of Sunday School.

My sister, Casey, calls David unintentionally funny.  He is unintentionally hilarious.

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